You find yourself in the Rose and Stickinsect. An update:

Come, wary traveller, welcome to the Rose and Stickinsect! Come warm yourself by the fire!..What’s that now? It smells of old men and dog sick? Ah, do not concern yourself, my friend! And the barkeeper has no plans to murder you…he does not do that kind of thing these days…Come! Sit, sit!..Just maybe not there,…